Actor leaves church Play after getting booty call text message from ex girlfriend

Her: Come over

Him: Crucifixion play at church. Sorry

Her: This pussy needs crucifying.

A play at a town church came to a screeching halt Friday night as the lead actor playing Jesus Christ of Nazareth received a text message and then ran right out of the church doors with the cross still over his shoulder.

The crowd, not knowing how to react, sat silent for a short time after before the director addressed the problem during a brief intermission.

Mixed emotions circled fellow thespians as speculations and rumors of his sudden resurrection began to surface.

The moral if this story is that some things are worth the sin. He can just repent on Sunday anyway.

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