Japanese Veteran Dies After 6000kg of Porn Collection Fell On Him

A Japanese veteran was found dead last December with over 13 thousand pounds of assorted porn magazines on top of his body.

The 85 year old was found in his apartment several months after they ultimately ruled his day of death.

Little is known about the man aside from his record breaking collection of G.I.L.F. porn magazines and movies that lined the shelves of his living room.

His military background was discovered when they found his WW2 medal in between a Hustler magazine being used as a bookmark.

Oddly enough there was absolutely zero anime in his collection which proved he wasn’t a virgin and probably would have been a cool guy to maybe grab a beer with or discover new local breweries together.

He had no living relatives that anyone was aware of, he hadn’t filed taxes in over 20 years and he worked odd job construction gigs getting paid under the table.

It is still unclear if he had a heart attack and fell into the collection or the sheer weight of the magazines in his ceiling buckled and he suffocated.

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