Expecting Mother Changes Her Mind – Decides to Raise Baby In Womb

A shocking story came out of Kansas City this morning. A pregnant woman who was rushed to the hospital decided at the last minute that she would not give birth to her baby and will raise the baby in her womb instead.

“I just feel like the world is simply too dangerous. I think my baby will be much safer up there.” said expecting mother Barb Tarnington this morning.

Her doctor, Larry Barnyard, said the logistics of her decision make zero sense. “It’s just impossible. There’s no way that baby can stay alive in there. I’ve never heard of anything like this. But this is her choice and we can’t force her to do anything she doesn’t want to do.”

Barb says there’s nothing to worry about. “Trust me. My baby will be just fine. Plus, we’re gonna save a ton of money on childcare.”

Child services have been contacted…

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