New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents

A recent study out of Kansas City shows that even parents are having more sex than virgins. I know – very hard to believe.

“The cold hard truth is that virgins don’t have sex. It’s plain and simple.” said Doctor Richard Nygard when asked about the recent study. He went on to claim that the study provided an in-depth statistical analysis that concluded people who have children have infinity times the amount of sex as their virgin counterparts.

“We put a lot of hard work into this study. We even made some graphs to better explain our study.” – Head of Science Stuff at some Community College in Kansas City

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So I guess it’s true. No one has less sex than virgins. It really do be like that.

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