Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government

Think back to this past January. Do you remember seeing any birds? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

The government shutdown was the hot topic covered by every news network during late December and January. It was virtually the only thing any media outlets could talk about. But perhaps the most interesting thing about the government shutdown completely flew under the radar (pun intended).

Yeah, that’s right. There were no birds to be found for those long 35 days which finally proves the theory that birds are controlled by the government.

An avid hiker reached out to Woken News to help confirm the theory. Here’s what he had to say about it:

“I take a lot of pictures on my phone. I happened to be camping and hiking for a week during the shutdown in an area that would usually have a lot of birds. I’ve reviewed my pictures several times and I can’t find a single bird! How do you possibly explain that???” – Dan Devela, Outdoors Enthusiast

Who knows why the government controls the birds. Are they spying on us? Are they using them to emit chemicals into the air to control us? We may never know. Just be careful and don’t say anything that would get you in trouble around the next pigeon that crosses your path.

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