Item Doesn’t Scan At Cash Register – Customer Wins Comedy Award For Saying “It Must Be Free”.

I laughed the first 400 fuckin’ times too!

Oh, Karen.

You could see the enthusiam in both her eyes that she was about to make the joke of the century.

Event happened at a local Shopper’s Drug Mart in Toronto, Canada when her item was unable to make a scan. She sought the opportunity to make the joke, and that she did.

“If the item doesn’t scan, it must be free.” replied Karen, which soon followed with a roar of laughter among all of those present to witness it.

“We thought we heard it all.. and we did – this one specifically – at least 400 times working the cash register but this takes the cake. Karen has made the joke hilarious.” – replied Kenny, Shopper’s Drug Mart cash manager.

Karen has since been contacted by the National Comedy Award committee as she has been scheduled for a televised interview before she will be accepting her “Comedienne Of The Year” award.

We are truly flabbergasted to be even reporting on such a comedic genius – with flare for originality. We give our thanks to the hilarious, Mrs. Karen H.

*Woken News is a satirical news website and our articles are strictly for entertainment purposes. Explore our “About” page for more information.

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