Coming Soon To Theatres: The Facebook

Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.

Take notes, Nicholas Sparks because your romance mediocrity is about to be outmatched!

Yes, the rumors are true that have been virally sweeping the web by storm – The Facebook‘s happening! Woken News Network has got your first look at it.

Official leaked movie poster.

Just look at all that passion!

Stills that we’ve obtained suggest that this crapterpiece of a movie will pay hommage to other cinematic snores including (& woefully unnecessary):

’50 Shades Of Gray’

Legend has it your zucc’s only make Mark Zuckerberg hornier for Mark Zuckerberg.


It’s Zucczilla!!!


We’re assuming this one comes from his own personal archives of private home videos.

Set to be released in late 2020, we had the privilege to see a screen test – with the honor of being the first media site to give their input on The Facebook:

Coming Soon!

*Woken News is a satirical news website and our articles are strictly for entertainment purposes. Explore our “About” page for more information.

Images/Meme Edits by article author Danny Micheal Vaillancourt (Memer: @soullesschickensoup).


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